Monday, December 8, 2014

I unknowingly swallowed another guys ejaculation? -

I unknowingly swallowed another guys ejaculation? -

My friends (Allison, Jane, and Thomas) thought it would be a funny prank to get me to swallow another guy-s ejaculation because I made a joke yesterday on how girls who don-t swallow are all lesbians.

We were at Allison-s house and she said she wanted us to try some of the tapioca pudding she made. Minutes before she brought out the pudding Thomas had just come back from the bathroom. I was busy watching television so I didn-t see Thomas give Allison his ejaculation from the bathroom.

Allison mixed Thomas- ejaculation into my pudding and served it to me. I ate the pudding and was only told about Thomas- ejaculation in the pudding after I finished eating.

They were laughing and showed me the empty Ziploc bag that had the ejaculation in it. They jokingly said if I learned my lesson about making fun of girls who don-t swallow.

Will I get sick from swallowing Thomas- ejaculation? or is this something I don-t have to worry about?
Well your a girl? Your profile says your name is Andrew. Or are you a guy who just made this up for the fun of it? As a guy, if any guy was ever in on doing something like that to me, I would punch him out. If you are a girl, than I would get some new friends. That is a gross prank. A woman can swallow all the sperm she wants, ever see porn? Man, some of those movies they treat sperm like a frigging delicacy. It is certainly not harmful unless the man has some terrible disease or STD.
There-s no reason why you should get sick, as long as there was nothing wrong with that other guy.

Biologically, it makes no difference whose semen you swallow - nature does not care whether he is your boy friend or not.

So don-t worry from that point of view.

And it seems you enjoyed the pudding without noticing anything different about the taste.

However, you might want either to change your girl friends or find some good way to play a practical joke back on them!

Hahahaha
No, nothing-s going to happen, unless if that semen belonged to someone carrying a disease. On the bright side, it contains protein though.
Don-t worry. However, best to chek with your local GP or doctor. You won-t get pregnant so don-t worry.
You can-t make an omelet without cracking a couple eggs!
if this entire post isnt a joke in itself.. you-ll be fine. after *** hits the air, after 12-15 seconds it is free of aids/hiv so dont listen to the others wh say differently
Not one typographical error or misspelled word in your presentation. You get an A+ for trying.
you have nothing to worry about. unless he has a disease...that is kinda a rude and gross prank but just think gay guys swallow and they dont have anything wrong with them
Lol no

You don-t have to worry about it, any diseases or anything he had would be dead after all that....sooo don-t worry!
Well, I should have taken off my boots before checking this question because they just got ruined from all the male bovine excrement you just slung!
Grow up!
You don-t have to worry about it people do that to people at my school all the time lmao
Congrats! You-re pregnant!
Hahahaha your friends are ******* assholes, I would suggest getting new ones. And no nothing bad can happen.
hahahaha sucks to be the biiiiiitch.
consider it protein.
um no it wont hurt u but um dood thats gross and u neeedd new friedn i would have punched him in the face and never hung out with them again u got nasty *** friends
you should make mashed potatoes with -your- gravy as pay back
no... u wont get sick, ur gunna have his child good luck
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
thats ******* disgusting... if i were you i would of killed all of the people involved
your friends are jerks but thats a funny story haha
if he has AIDS/HIV u need to go to a doctor ASAP!
I unknowingly swallowed another guys ejaculation? -

How to increase d time on having sex coz i m facing d prob of premature ejaculation n i can only 1-2 mins n i? -

How to increase d time on having sex coz i m facing d prob of premature ejaculation n i can only 1-2 mins n i? -

left wit being unable to satisfy my partner....plz suggest me a medicene to get rid of ....n stimulate sex...


Check out the Trojan Extended Pleasure condoms. There is and anti-climax liquid added to them. Sometimes they work too well.
1.) Little to no foreplay, when your ready just go for it dont wait around and get really anxious.
2.) Wear more then one condom.
3.) LUBE!


Basically, it just takes time and practice. Its very common and if your partner cares for you she will understand and help you.
Masturbate a little while before having sex. That way you wont be so damn horny, and it-ll last longer.
How to increase d time on having sex coz i m facing d prob of premature ejaculation n i can only 1-2 mins n i? -

How to control pre-mature ejaculation? -

How to control pre-mature ejaculation? -

I usually *** within 5 minutes. Is that considered pre-mature ejaculation? How long it usually takes for a proper ejaculation? Does people usually do it standing up, kneel down or lie on the bed?


Pre-mature ejaculation is the inability to control ejaculation once you either enter your partner or just after you enter her. It is a common problem with teenagers and some adults. How long you last is not a real problem as according to Masters and Johnson, the average couple having sex last about 10 minutes.

To help slow down your premature ejaculation once you have entered your partner, talk to her, tell her that you are about to ejaculate, Pull out of her and have her gently pinch your hard penis just at the top and bottom of head just where the head and scrotum meets. She should gently apply pressure firmly and directly until your sensation to *** is relieved. You then can continue your activity. repeat these steps for a few more times. It helps train your body, and helps you concentrate more on your partner.

This method may not be sexy and spontaneous but it will help you last longer and help satisfy you and your partner in the long run.
it is normal but if you want it to be more time try the standing position
try to masturbate b4 u make love.really works. u can stand longer.try it. this is the easiest way.and can try right now after u read this man.good luck. make ur partner feel ur wildness on bed.
Premature ejaculation is one of the most common sexual problems. The condition is most often described as being an inability to delay ejaculation to a point when it is mutually desirable for both partners. The definition of when ejaculation is premature is subjective. While some men have trouble controlling their orgasm upon entry, others consider 5-10 minutes of copulation too little time. How long a man is able to last is not the important factor in diagnosing premature ejaculation. The crucial issue is if a man is satisfied with the length of coitus.


you should go to this site and read it.


http://www.sexhealth.org/problems/premat…

The number 1 cause of premature ejaculation is an uncontrollable and overwhelming urge to ejaculate, produced from over-stimulation by your lover. This urge seems impossible to fight, or so people think!

Your body reacts like this to ensure impregnation and the survival of our species. So basically it-s a natural reaction. A natural reaction that you can alter.

You know it can be altered because some men don-t suffer from premature ejaculation and if it-s a natural reaction it can-t be a physical problem. So there is nothing medically wrong with you.

Men who don-t prematurely ejaculate have consciously or subconsciously learned to control their body-s reaction to intercourse.
think about lawn furniture...
5 mins is too short, your lady isn-t going to put up with it for very long. The problem isn-t the position, like the girl at the top says, you need to think about something else to get your mind off what you-re actually doing. I think about old people playing cricket. It really works.
How to control pre-mature ejaculation? -

Premature Ejaculation ? -

Premature Ejaculation ? -

does masturbation causes PE ? And if not what is the best treatment for PE ? ( i am 17 and i masturbate in 2 minutes maximum )


the stop and go... or Edging is really good.

it trains a special muscle that you can learn to manipulate for better sex and masturbation.
Masturbation doesn-t cause premature ejaculation in itself. In general, it-s a good way to practice and explore your sexual response, and learn to control it.

However, if you always climax in 2 minutes or less every time you masturbate, you-re setting up a pattern that your body will tend to follow every time you have sex, alone or with another person. Use your masturbation time to learn how to make the period before climax last. Use a different stroke, move more slowly, see how long you can play and enjoy the feelings before you go to the end. Pay attention to the feelings in your body as you play with yourself. Eventually you will learn to recognize the feeling that tells you you-re getting close to your climax. When you feel that, stop or slow down until you-re calmer, and then work up to it again. Do this as many times as you can stand it, and then go ahead and come. You might find your climax is more fun after a long lead up to it.

It-s OK to come fast sometimes, but practice going slow too, so you learn control of your responses and can enjoy sex with another person more when it-s time to do so.
Believe it or not, the reverse is true. My doing masturbation, you can train your penis to be used to pleasurable feelings and build up a tolerance for that stimulation.
I would say try having your partner masturbate you instead of you doing it yourself. In that way, she is learning what you like. You do the same with her.
The Premature Ejaculation happens because you are not used to your new partner. She should consider it a compliment because you find her so hot that you can-t take it.
Try to do other activities before the main act so that the sex will last longer. Do her first with foreplay, a massage, and give her a hand job and some oral sex. When she gives you hand job or oral, do not spend too much time on that or you could Pre Ejac. Then proceed to intercourse. Try to time it out so that you are at it for about an hour and do the other stuff I mentioned before the attention turns to you.
In time, you will learn to pace yourself, and get used to your partner and find that you last longer each time you get together. Good luck with your relationship.
Most boys and young men have premature ejaculation when they become sexually active with the opposite gender. Young men need to learn how to control premature ejaculation; however, on the first few experiences that is most likely what is going to happen.
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You are the nth person asking this question. PE is extremely common among young men. To avoid it masturbate - ejaculate before starting having sex with your partner. Having already ejaculated will slow down your 2nd round.
This manga will seriously be your best guide!
http://manga.gamestotal.com/?/en/read/Futari_Ecchi/1
The protagonist also has the same problem.
See how he solves his problem
No masturbation doesn-t cause it. You should use your masturbation to practice controlling starting and stopping and try to learn how to get yourself to last longer.
If your afraid of having PE during sex then masturbate before having sex to get the first one out (in private of course)...the first one is always tricky :)
no it doesn-t , it can just be medical issue try speaking to your doctor to see if he can put you on meds to help or you can try other methods like karma sutra
Well, I don-t have much experience but I-d try not masturbating for a while or even thinking of your grandmother to stall the process.
use the stop-and-go method, its really effective
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Premature Ejaculation ? -

Preventing ejaculation from the penis, is this dangerous? -

Preventing ejaculation from the penis, is this dangerous? -

Hi, I was reading an article about men getting multiple orgasms. They said it was very hard to do, however what you need to do is squeeze your pelvic muscles and masturbate and this should prevent ejaculation. Thus you get an orgasm and then you can do this multiple times before finally letting go to get an ever bigger powerful orgasm. Many people claim to have done this and really liked it.

I tried doing it and succeeded in 3 attempts. My fourth attempt the semen just escaped but I didn-t realise my pelvic muscles. Now I have a lower pain in my stomach. I ejaculated again to make sure all the semen was out, but now I am worried.

Is this method dangerous??

Plus what causes bleeding in the penis, and how do you know if you are bleeding when urinating?

Thanks
Full stars for the best answer and please put sensible answers.
In fact the Chinese race do actually practise this formula. No....I didn-t know till recently either!
It is supposed to be quite good for you to not always come and to hold out. There are different beliefs about this, the one--s for it, say that you retain strength, which is lost at -release-. The other point of view is...that a man needs to keep replenishing his availability and sperm count quality. I guess it-s up to the individual.
With regard to your question about, how do you tell whether you have blood in your urine?
Sometimes your urine will appear darker than others, which may be on account of food eaten. They do say that if your wee appears particularly dark for more than a week, go and do a sample at the Doctors.
The method isnt dangerous. You might have just let yourself get a little backed up. Nothing to worry about now, i have felt the pains even without doing it that many times lol. If you feel it after 24 hours then you can worry. But i assure you it will be gone by then. Also you can tell your bleeding when you urinate a redish color. The only time you might urinate red and be safe, is if you had a drink with alot of red dye in it.
MMO: As far as I know, it was done by Taoists for millenia, with no ill effects. You probably just hurt some muscles you don-t normally use much. But on masturbation in general... don-t overdo it (you probably are if you-re into things like this), and be careful to do it in a way that simulates actual sex. Otherwise you might find it more difficult to orgasm during normal sex with a partner in future.

Bleeding: internal bleeding, obviously. Causes could be tons of things, but probably a UTI.
it seem look that is danger for you.
if you wang to preventing ejaculation.there are some suggestios to help you http://healthcaretous.com
I would say stop cos you are causing the blood to stop flowing in your penis and I mean what If you did it a bit to hard one day and burst your vein
It seem-s like you-ve impregnated yourself.
One in 5 people get this as a result of ejaculation prevention.

Have you ever tried having sex?
Yeah I was reading a article on that and it says if you have done Masturbate in like 3-9 years then your body will be weak
Don-t try doing it again. It is not good for the blood veins of your penis!
just have sex! email me at AmberW101096@yahoo.com
looks like you have too much time on your hands.
Preventing ejaculation from the penis, is this dangerous? -

How to cure premature ejaculation(PE) naturally? -

How to cure premature ejaculation(PE) naturally? -

the kind of answer your looking for is available widly on the internet lol asking the quesiton on here wont get you a shorter answer that will work :P Heres a link to a site i picked up with a quick search of stop early ejaculation
http://stopearlyejaculation.com/


1. J/o a lot (like several times a day)
2. Bring yourself close to orgasm, then stop, repeat.
Yeah = More Sex.
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