Friday, February 19, 2010

What is the maximum thrust of an ejaculation in MPH? -

What is the maximum thrust of an ejaculation in MPH? -

I don-t know, but I think you will have to try tonight and let everyone in the office know - I-m sure we-d be amused.. *coughs* I mean, very interested! :)


I don-t think anyone has done an actual analysis such as jerking off while being monitored by special equipment. As in the velocity of a baseball pitch. Even if such a study has been done it is a somewhat useless bit of trivia. In any event, why would you care to know?? Do you intend on entering a contest?
I guess it depends on where you are! In a car, on a plane (yeah, mile-high club!), flat on your back in bed.

Actually don-t have any help for you on this one, but it-s a curious thought. It-s funny thinking of something so small having their speed measured in MPH, as they never make it much more than a meter or two!
If I remember correctly, Speed = Distance / Time, so if I apply that rule to one of my -Happy Accidents-, we take the distance travelled, (13 inces) the time it took to travel said distance, 0.015 seconds, and we have our speed, 13/ 0.015 = 866 inces per second. 1 mile = 63 360 inches, so 63360 / 866 = 73.16 MPH. ****-TASTIC!!
do anyone of you remember health class?

An average ejaculation is 60 MPH,


While sitting in the back of class hereing this i just went
Veeeeyuuuuuhh (sound of car speeding by) (the only reason i remember it really)
Who cares, but if you want to have babies, not too high. Ideally the ejaculated semen should sit in a pool around the neck of the cervix.
4 light years per hour
I read the same question/answer in a Men-s Health issue about 6 months ago, but I can-t remember what it was. It was fast though! But I agree,
who cares?
27 mph
I have been told that it gets close to lighspeed.
Hold on... Im going to try.
43mph
during sex education the nurse at school said up to around 30 mph
28 mph then slows down once sperm enter the vagina,
299 792 458 m / s
200mph
112.5 mph
500mph
I dont think any one has radared my load lately but who cares as long as it feels good.


curtdude
I just checked using my Police issue Radar gun....48mph
why would anyone know this?
What is the maximum thrust of an ejaculation in MPH? -